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Trendy diy christmas presents for family people 69 Ideas #diyHaving a bad day? Take a chill pill! This fun Chill Pill jar (candy not included) makes a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor within frustrating situations. Want to add your business logo and relate these to your business? Message me for more information on how these can be customized! PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: Size: 8oz ?Jar Dimension: Height: 2-3/4” Diameter: 4” Base: 4” Top: 3” ?Finish: High End Apothecary Glass ?Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label *Includes abbreviated wording Size: 16oz ?Jar Dimension: 4″ Diameter x 4″ Height, plus lid, Base 4″ , Top 3″ ?Finish: High End Apothecary Glass ?Color: Clear Jar With Craft Paper Label Size: 24oz ?Jar Dimension: 4″ Diameter x 5 2/3″ Height plus lid, Base 4″, Top 3″ ?Finish: High End Apothecary Glass ?Color: Clear Jar With Kraft Paper Label PLEASE READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORD OF WHAT THE LABEL SAYS FOR EACH THEME: ANYONE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. Taking a chill pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not think about or get around anyone or anything that will bring you down. Doing so may void the effects of the Chill Pill. BIRTHDAY Take a Chill Pill immediately after someone expects you to be more mature just because it is your birthday and you are technically a year older. In the event that you start to actually feel older because you keep forgetting stuff like where you left your keys and are suddenly prone to canceling plans because you’re tired and frequently have to pee, increase your dosage as needed. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not engage in old people activities such as going to bed early, paying bills on time or prioritizing responsibilities. Doing so may avoid the effects of the Chill Pills. BOYFRIEND (for her) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your boyfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. BROTHER (From) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your brother behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your brother for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your brother’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. CALMA DOLORES (Spanish) Cuando est?s de mal humor, respira profundo y t?mate un Calma Dolores para recordar que la vida puede ser dulce a?n cuando te va mal. En caso de emergencia o alg?n intercambio desafortunado con una persona grosera, fea, apestosa o plenamente ofensiva, t?mate la botella entera. Advertencia: Despu?s de tomar un Calma Dolores, trata de mantener la calma y no digas malas palabras ni te pongas hablar chingaderas. Las malas palabras y groser?as pueden disminuir los beneficios del Calma Dolores. CUSTOMER SERVICE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an ignorant, rude, irate, smelly, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant customer. In case of emergency or immediately after a customer has a power trip and demands to speak to the person in charge, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront offensive customers until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to problematic customers may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to punch someone. DAUGHTER (from) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your daughter behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your daughter asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not go near your daughter for at least five minutes. If symptoms persist increase your dosage as needed and remember how much you love her. DAYCARE/ NANNY/ PRE-K Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a fussy, whiny or hyperactive child. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a prolonged tantrum about nothing take a deep breath and consume the entire bottle. In the event of an unexpected potty accident or an overflowing diaper skip the deep breath and go straight for the pills. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit forming, especially among children and adults with little or no impulse control. DOCTOR Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a patient diagnoses themselves and then tells you how to treat them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront the offending party or use a sharp instrument on or near them until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to your offender may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to accidentally stab someone. EDUCATOR/TEACHER Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods with a classroom full of unruly students, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of standardized testing, you may wish to share your Chill Pills with others for their sake and yours. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit forming, especially among children and adults with little or no impulse control. ELECTIONS Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual from the opposing political party. Taking a Chill Pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you going crazy. In case of emergency or after casting your vote and praying it’s all a big joke, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill avoid political posts from loons on social media. Exposure to loose cannons may void the effects of the Chill Pill. FRIEND Take a Chill Pill immediately after your friend behaves in a way that is annoying, irritable, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after an intense debate or argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your friend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your friend’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. GIRLFRIEND (for him) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your girlfriend for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your girlfriend’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. GRAMMAR SNOB Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a blatant display or bad grammar and/or spelling. If you find it difficult to fight the urge to condescendingly correct someone and parade your superior intellect, take two chill pills and correct them silently in your head instead. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods of exposure to incorrect uses of who, whom, witch, which, affect, effect and the like just break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: The urge to correct others is a symptom of a long term illness known as grammar snobberyitis. There is no cure for this disease. HUSBAND (From Husband) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your husband behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your husband for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your husband’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. IN-LAW Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, self-righteous, argumentative or otherwise unpleasant in-law. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, avoid being in the same room with your offender until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to offensive in-laws may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to try to reason with them and pointlessly try to change them. LAWYER Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a long day in court, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit forming, especially among individuals with little or no self-control. Excessive use may result in unwanted weight gain. NURSE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a doctor has a power trip, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront the offending party or use a sharp instrument on or near them until you have cooled off. Repeated exposure to your offender may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to stab someone. Related Items OFFICE ADMIN Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, irresponsible, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after someone shamelessly delegates their job to you or ignores their phone while it’s ringing so you can answer it and transfer it back to them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Chill Pills are only placebos and may only minimize the urge to just take off your shoe and beat people with it in response to their blatant disrespect or lack of appreciation for the value of your time and work. Remember that you are awesome, even when the world around you is driving you crazy. PARALEGAL Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, annoying or otherwise unpleasant individual. Remember that life can still be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency or after a day full of requests from needy attorneys and their stalker clients, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Chill Pills may cause unwanted weight gain and may be habit forming. Keep them away from children and adults with little or no self-control. PARENT (for) Take a chill pill immediately after your child behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after having to discipline your child for behaving just like you, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a chill pill do not go near your child for a minimum cooling period of at least five minutes. If symptoms persist after you’ve put yourself in time-out increase your dosage as needed. PARENT (about) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your parent behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not go near your parent for a minimum cooling period of at least five minutes. Repeated exposure to your parent’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. PHRAMACIST Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient, patient family member or co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after you uncover a miscount in your inventory after a long day of being on your feet, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Taking a Chill Pill will remind you that life can still be sweet even when things are not going your way but they are only placebos. Repeated exposure to frustrating people and situations may void the effects of the Chill Pill. PRINCIPAL/SCHOOL ADMIN Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student, parent, or staff. In case of emergency and/or immediately following long periods of having to repeatedly “clarify” new policies and procedures in a million different ways, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Chill Pills may be habit forming, especially among children and adults with little or no impulse control. PROFESSIONAL Take a Chill Pill immediately after any unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, frustrating, ignorant, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a meeting with a combination of these described types, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not operate heavy machinery such as fax machines and/or printers with a tendency to require regular maintenance. Doing so may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to punch someone. PHOTOGRAPHER Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an impatient, highly controlling or slightly neurotic parent. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a series of unrealistic Photoshop requests that make you feel like you are going to snap because you can’t take anymore “crop,” break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Taking too many Chill Pills during an actual photo-shoot may result in blurry photos and unfiltered brutal honesty. RELATIVE Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, argumentative, whiny, complaining, manipulative, crass, self-centered or otherwise unpleasant relative. In case of emergency or after the offensive relative manages to contaminate other relatives with their negativity, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, avoid being in the same room with your offender until you have cooled off. Exposure to offensive relatives for prolonged periods may void the effects of the Chill Pill and cause you to stoop to their level. SISTER (From) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your sister behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your sister for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your sister’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. SON (from) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your son behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your son asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill do not go near your son for at least five minutes. If symptoms persist increase your dosage as needed and remember how much you love him. SPOUSE Take a Chill Pill immediately after your spouse behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after a heated argument with the love of your life, break the glass and consume the entire bottle. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not confront your spouse for at least an hour to allow for a cooling off period. Repeated exposure to your spouse’s character flaws may void the effects of the Chill Pill. STUDENT Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a lecture from your least favorite authority figure, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of a major exam, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away. Warning: Once you take a Chill Pill, do not operate social media sites or you may be confronted with selfies of your offenders. This will void the effects of the Chill Pill. Also, if you take too many Chill Pills before an exam you may stop caring about your grades. STUDENT – HIGH SCHOOL Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with new responsibilities, obligations, social crisis or other byproduct of being in High School. In case of emergency or immediately following an all nighter, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of college entrance exams or never ending homework, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away. Warning: Taking too many Chill Pills before an exam may cause indifference about your grades. WIFE (from Wife) Take a Chill Pill immediately after your wife behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. 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